Life @ AIM - K


Fw: Fw:This is not a forwarded message!

I want to thank all my friends and other unknown people who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2003, 2004 & 2005 and 2006.

Because of your kindness:

I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found out that it's good only for removing toilet stains.

I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS

I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer.

I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda , Singapore and Tokyo.

I also stopped drinking water outside for fear that I will get sick from the rat shit and urine.

When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl, no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me, then take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.

I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. (Poor girl! she's been
7 since
1993...)

My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for a paid vacation to Disneyland.

Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Dalai Lama, Ganesh Vandana, Tirupathi Balaji pics etc..

Now most of those "Wishes" are already married (to someone else)!

You can add your own notes based on your similar experience and send them to your friends.

If ORKUT deletes my account, it doesn't matter BUT PLEASE DON'T SEND me "Orkut is deleting accounts: Due to sudden rush..." Otherwise I'll delete my own E-Mail account!


IMPORTANT NOTE:
If you do not send this e-mail to at least 913760 people in the next 10
seconds,
a bird will shit on your head today at 6:30 p.m.
AND u will die in 7 days..............


Give me a break!!...lolzzz

;-)


--
Best Regards

Linkin Park @ Planet Risra

I'm fairly certain that I went to the best concert of my life yesterday. Actually, there's no "fairly" about it. Certainly the best. And there were a host of shitty opening acts, too!


Guess what Linkin Park were here.....

Live at Planet Rishra........

This is about the series of events leading up to the Linkin Park concert at Planet Rishra. Some of this is just a random series of events but all happened prior to me going to the concert. Some of this may not be pertinent to the concert but it was all a series of very bad luck leading me to think that they may have been a sign that I shouldn't have gone to that concert, but it was all worth it in the end to me. All of these events really happened to me.

It all started about a month prior to the concert. I had been looking at the different shows, and it seemed to me that the closest one was in Konnagar (Near to Planet Rishra). So me and my friend Jakhar decided to pre-order the tickets online. Since I didn't have a credit or debit card at the time coz our company pay us too small that we are out of credit range to offer by any bank, me and Jakhar decided that we would pay our Nagi sir for the tickets and he would use his credit card to buy us the tickets. The first transaction we tried our Nagi sir's card came back declined, so he called his card company and found out that Visa was having minor problems with their cards being approved at the time, and was advised that we should try again in 2 days. So... Two days later, we try again and right as we were about to finish the transaction suddenly.... My computer crashes. We ended up spending the rest of the day trying to get the computer back up and running. So, the next day we get the Internet up and running and we try to order the tickets. At this point I'm thinkin 3rd times a charm, right? WRONG!!! Right as I'm about to finish the transaction for the 3RD TIME... Jakhar picks up the phone (we were on dial up at the time) and disconnects me from the Internet. GRRR!!! So Finally, after 4 tries we finally get the tickets ordered.

O now its Sept 21, 2006, one day before the concert. I went over to Nagi Sir's room to pick up supplies for our trip and plan our route. As you can see the luck that I had prior to the concert hasn't been so good thus far. Well now were on the day of. Lets just say that my luck doesn't much better.

Jakhar had orginally set the alarm to go off at 5am because Konnagar is pretty much an 5 min in Local Train. Well as LUCK would have it, his power went off during the night and reset the alarm so we didn't wake unitl 7am. So we hurry up and get dressed, grab breakfast, and hit the road. Now as were cruising along everything is moving smoothly. We were actually making good time considering we left almost 3 hours later then we had intended to. As we got about 10 miles out of Konnagar, without any kind of warning, suddenly the radio cut off. As we got about 5 miles out of Konnagar, we hit road construction and we had to stop because of traffic. Suddenly the rickshaw cut off. Rickshaw wala restarted it and me moved along a little more. Then the rickshaw cut off again. I pulled the rickshaw over to the middle median because I there was construction on the other side of the road. We got out and checked the tires. Neither me nor Jakhar really know anything about Rickshaws, so the tires looked fine to us.

I don't know if any of you reading this has ever been to Konnagar or live there, but the whole Gaon is pretty much one giant ghetto. Bearing that in mind, please try to imagine what the next series of events were like for us. As we drove back in to Gaon, we spotted someone who didn't look like they wanted to kill us, and we stopped and asked for directions to the nearest Autozone or something like that. He said it was just up the street and around the corner, so we started heading that way. We just about made it to the store (I mean the store was within view) when the Rickshaw stalled again.

Jakhar got out to push the Rickshaw the rest of the way into the parking lot. We pulled both cycle out of the Rickshaw took them into Rihsra's Rickshaw parts to get them flattened. So while they were flattening we walked down to McDonald's to get some food because we hadn't really eaten since breakfast.

So at this point we decided to head on over to the concert and figure out what to do afterwards. Well, THAT CONCERT TOTALLY ROCKED!!! I even got a high five from Mike Shinoda. That Was probably one of the craziest adventures that I have ever had. Please tell me what you think!


AIM RoCkzzzzz @ SOmeplace Else



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Corporate Love Letter

Read this love letter.......In today's world of MBA's and Yuppies, the old fashioned love-letter is being replaced by such 'corporate' love letters. go ahead and read on.....


Dearest Ms. _____,


I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you. Since the 14th of February (Sunday). With reference to the meeting held between us on the 13th of February at 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to from lover to spouse.



The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough, to be taken care of all your expense account. I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else.



I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.. Thanking you in anticipation.





Yours sincerely,



IT



And here is a better way to write a love letter in modern scientific times

Contemporary Thoughts : Nature Calls

An actual drawing handed to a flight attendant on a Quantas flight by an 8 year old girl


Stages of Love

Let's break down love into five stages: (1) attraction, (2) romance, (3) passion, (4) intimacy, & (5) commitment.


Stage 1. ATTRACTION - A positive response to a person beyond friendship. This can further be broken down into two areas: (a) physical attraction & (b ) emotional attraction.



A.Physical Attraction - Happens when your body reacts to another person.Symptoms : Heart rate increases, temperature rises, palms get sweaty; stomach flutters; throat tightens; etc. This is the most superficial of "loves" on one level, but one of the most powerful on another. It represents the first contact. Read more about this





B. Emotional Attraction - develops next if the circumstances are right. After being drawn to a person physically, you then begin to converse. If you find you have things in common -- hobbies, ideologies, career, education, or some other common ground -- then an emotional attraction starts to form.





An emotional attraction can also occur even when a physical attraction does not. And in this case, the bond may even be stronger between the two who connect, since no preconceived notions based on physical appearance has occurred.




Stage 2.ROMANCE - essentially an act of trying to influence or gain favor of another by lavishing attention or gifts upon them. There are two type of romance: (a) selfish romance & (b ) selfless romance.



(A) Selfish Romance - occurs when you do romantic acts solely for the purpose of gaining something for yourself -- like to get gifts, to impress someone else, or even simply for sexual favors whether your partner is interested or not.





(B) Selfless Romance - occurs when you do romantic acts for the enjoyment and pleasure of your partner. You receive your enjoyment and pleasure through their happiness.





Selfish romance (& love) will quickly die out. Selfless romance (& love) will endure. Because romance is an "act," many couples who have been together a long time take it for granted. With a conscious effort, it can be rekindled.



Stage 3.PASSION - A desire for another person, which has grown to an intensity that can't be ignored. This is often where an emotional relationship turns into a physical relationship. The passion stage is very important. It's a plateau.



From here, the relationship will fork into two roads, and the couple must decide which path to take. The relationship will either burn itself out or will move onto the next stage. Read more about dilema at this stage




Stage 4.INTIMACY - A close association with another person of the deepest nature. You share you thoughts, your feelings, your dreams. In true intimacy, there is nothing that you cannot tell this person (though we often hesitate because of our own unfounded fears).



Intimacy is not total in one swoop. It is a developing process, which never ends. If you can't establish intimacy with your partner, your relationship may work for a while, but is unlikely to endure throughout the years.




Stage 5.COMMITMENT - A pledge to remain true to your mate throughout good and bad times. Commitment is easy when times are good. Commitment can be extremely difficult when times are bad. Learn to ride out the bad times.



If you've made it this far, why give up? Listen to each other, be willing to compromise, and remember why you got together in the first place. Read more about commitment




Love is worth the effort ...


PS : Hope you liked the article. Leave a comment if you like to read more about the subject. Contact me for any help.



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Smile Please

Yaad aate hain woh din


Yahan to smile kar do...aise to rukti nahi

Are yaar smile wash nahi karayenge...chalo ek pic ke liye badhiya wali smile dikhayo...

Off the track... I think the guy is saying ...SMILE PLEASE :)

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